MADNESS? THIS IS JAMES CLAYTON!

January 2012

18 posts

Jan 27, 20126 notes

#cool cuisine #awesome sauce #cool beans #amazeballs #rad-icchio #mega mash #dig that dish man #I speak-o de lingo #ultra-hip #hipster #don't eat square meals #gnarly noms #food #dinner for dudes #dudelicious #sweet taste #delicious #nom nom nom

Jan 26, 2012

#amputee anxiety #bio-technology #distressing questions #artificial limbs #biotech #cybernetics #body horror #cyborg #i'm a cyborg and that's OK #pirate #pegleg pirate #more human than human #robo-boogie #cutting edge technology

Jan 23, 201218 notes

#kung hei fat choi #Chinese New Year #Year of the Dragon #Year of the Water Dragon #Enter the Dragon #dragon squigglies #immortal weapon #good fortune #lucky dragon #Shou-Lao the Undying #Dragon Power #Immortal Iron Fist #Chinese astrology #Chinese mythology #fuck yeah dragons

Jan 21, 2012

#born to lose live to win #engineering victory #goals #high standards reappraised #insect boxing #motivational target #motivationals #paradigm shift #psychological warfare against the oppressive and all-consuming sense of failure in a perfectionist world #recipes for success #success #the little bug is still standing #this kid has got spirit #it ain't cheatin' but rather beatin' the forces of the Universe #epic win

Jan 20, 20127 notes

#Robinson Crusoe #sympathy for Man Friday #re-appraising classical literature #desert island dickheads #self-important preachy cult of personality cases #28 years of insufferable irritation #imperialist idiots #Daniel Defoe #wishing the cannibals had won and had him for dinner with some fava beans and a nice chianti #books #survivalism #adventure novels #classic novels #arsehole

Jan 19, 201241 notes

#Wikipedia Blackout #knowledge should be free #Stop SOPA #when friends you rely on for fun and knowledge shut down and you're left with nowt but cat videos #cyber-censorship is bulls***

Jan 17, 201224 notes

#language lost in the mist of time #a case to test Sherlock Holmes #I like Lovecraftian lingo #singular #thesaurus flickin' #words #language #cool terms that should come back into fashion

Jan 16, 201217 notes

#Weetabix #breakfast biscuits with legal baggage #breakfast #registered trademark #privatised geometry #Withabix and with a hardcore crack legal team #legal crunch #getting sued by cereal manufacturers

Jan 15, 20129 notes

#Sunday morning #Lionel Richie is a liar #Commodores #Motown #Motown myths #weekend woe #good morning #bad morning #weekends ruined by religious obligations and excess paperwork and B-movie monsters #Lionel Richie #easy like Sunday morning

Jan 14, 201219 notes

#Toshirō Mifune #Kurosawa #samurai #film student love for ancient and arty black and white Japanese movies #Yojimbo #Sanjuro #lone wolf wanderings #silly white boy likes to play with samurai swords #the original antihero #fuck yeah jidaigeki #Made in Japan

Jan 13, 201214 notes

#Tea Rex #advertising #total sellout #dinosaurs don't die if they drink Earl Grey #Pangaea Tea Party #call me if you want bullshit and highly bogus commercial material of a distinct individual character #tea power #brew up

Jan 12, 20121 note

#drug your friends #self-esteem boost #self-image #it's all perception and perspective #motivational #recipes for success #self-revolution #mind-altering substances #you have the influence #the best friendships are built on narcotics #popularity #shocked and stunned... very shocked and very stunned

Jan 9, 20125 notes

#David Cameron #get the fuck out of my head you sick bastard #Tory ghosts #dreams #nightmares #psychic trauma #brainbox pollution #Big Society brainwash attempts #subconscious #insomnia looks attractive from here

Jan 8, 20123 notes

#prosthetics #Hellboy #The Iron Lady #recipes for success #metemorphosis #cosmetic surgery #plastic surgery disasters #heavy makeup #monster makeup #Darth Maul #grotesque #how do you like me now I've attached weird bits to my anatomy?

Jan 6, 2012

#the cosmos moves in mysterious ways #gotta get some action now #efforts to convince the Universe to be more excellent #sluggish... like a wet sponge #metaphorical metaphysical madness

Jan 3, 20129 notes

#manifesto #conversation killer #why do we talk about crap? #public service announcement #oaths to make the present and the future more interesting and awesome #humanoid lizard overlords from another dimension #New Year's resolution

Jan 2, 20128 notes

#Mayan #apocalypse #2012 apocalypse #we're doomed and ancient Mesoamerican folk are digging it #blood sacrifice #rock out with your feathered serpent god out #Apocalypto #Mesoamerican culture #fashion #smug ghost warriors

Jan 1, 20121 note

#where's my science fiction future? #Happy New Year #Star Wars #Star Trek #sci-fi #jetpack #world peace #brainwaves #alternative energy #the cure #motivational targets #New Year's Resolution